this would be a brill plan but the ponies are in california so i’d have to be like “hey you wanna take a 2 hour flight with me? why? no reason, no reason at all i just want to see how you react when you step in my horses poop” haha

it’s just super unfortunate because this guy is cool and nice and not terribly unfriendly on the eyes but i’m currently infatuated with someone else so it’s just uncomfortable all around that he didn’t take the hint

i mean when you ask a girl to get food and she says sorry i’m busy but here’s a group activity that’s happening you should come that’s pretty indicative that she doesn’t want to go on a date?? no? just me?

welllll crap

i thought i orchestrated that well but i should have just gotten out immediately but then he started asking about the ponies and i couldn’t resist talking

and then apparently that opened the door back up


i mean how do you tell a guy hey i think you’re cool and in different circumstances i’d probs go out with you but here’s this thing i also have a thing for this other guy and i just like him better


Free Speech

my god boys are so emotionally draining



"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars

Not one ounce of social progress has stemmed from those in power saying, “Well, you were really polite about it, so here are those equal rights you wanted.”

Given the choice, they will never listen. You have to make them listen.



my favorite thing is when my library shows up on lists of like “top 10 beautiful libraries on college campuses” because yeah it’s hella pretty bUT on the inside only the reading room is still old timey and cool and the rest of it is just like stacksstacksstacks but not the pretty kind, just the boring kind on linoleum and miles of metal shelving


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

WANTED: Lesson horse on the West Coast




Tumblr equestrians,

We are looking for a new lesson horse!

Contact us if you know of any older horses looking for a forever home. The ideal horse would be a 19 yr old who used to show but is a bit arthritic and can’t jump over 2’ anymore. We are located on the West Coast and our budget is limited.

Pictured above is Willie, the adorable ancient pony who showed at Madison Square Gardens and just retired from the lesson program.

Please contact me (time-to-rush) or handyhunter if you have a potential lead!


My horse is the bomb diggity.

This is minus his reserve ribbon because they have to mail it to us

haha he already has poo stains